Well.

Here we are. I've created this blog to get out some frustrations in a positive way. I work in a very hectic environment, filled with magical creatures of all sorts. I battle fire-breathing dragons on a daily basis; I can cross crocodile-infested moats in my sleep. There are witches at every turn, few wizards to help me on my way, and trolls at every stop. I'm a retail manager and basically I'm just in charge of handling nonsense every second of the day. Here I will highlight some of my more interesting experiences, some that will make you laugh and some that will piss you off. But in the end we will all laugh, myself included, at how many upsetting things happen to me while I'm generating my livelihood. Of course, I realize that all the things I deal with, for the most part, while I'm on the clock are inconsequential. But sometimes I just get really upset and want to drag a customer through the mud for everyone's enjoyment. Obviously, no one will be mentioned by name. A majority of the time I don't even know their name. But hopefully this will grow to be a positive and entertaining outlet for me. Enjoy. And by the way this blog is vegan and cruelty-free.